
Running OCTOBER 16 - NOVEMBER 7, 2025
@ Little Egg Restaurant, Brooklyn
an Ugly Face Production
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Written by Jeana Scotti (she/her)
Directed by Carsen Joenk † (she/her)
Produced by Ugly Face Theatre
Producing Support by Thalia Sablon, Amelie Lyons (she/her), and
Sarah Norris † (she/her)
Lighting & Sound Design by Attilio Rigotti
Costume Design by Iliana Paris
Press Representation by Emily Owens

Four mothers meet at a diner on the first Monday of every month to complain about Real Housewives, their dietary restrictions, their server, and their college sons' campus sexual assault allegations.
Loosely based on this NY Times article from 2017.
A diner-esque, site-specific, new play production (with food & drink) at the restaurant, Little Egg, in Brooklyn.
Photography by Angelina Ruiz